POSITIONS AVAILABLE!!!!

~CARNIVAL~ IS NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS, NO RESUME NEEDED. THERE ARE FEW QUALIFICATIONS TO GET INVOLVED WITH THIS FAMILY! QUALIFICATIONS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TOO: 18 Y.O. OR OLDER, RESPECTFUL THROUGH OUT ALL ASPECTS OF GAME PLAY (THERE IS SOME LENIENCY!) YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, AND ABLE TO HAVE FUN UNDER ANY AND ALL CIRCUMSTANCES! DO NOT TRY TO BRING DRAMA TO THE MIDWAY! WE RESERVE TO TEAR DOWN YOUR RIDE AND KICK YER ASS OFF THE MIDWAY FER ANYTHIN WE DEEM INAPPROPRIATE! ALL APPLICATIONS TO THE FAMILY ARE RUN THROUGH THE 3 HIGHERS IN THE FAMILY: COWBOY THE CARNI (FOUNDER RINGMASTER), DISCORDIAN KNOT (OWNER OPERATOR), STUMMBLES (THE BOSSLADY) GET READY TO HAVE FUN AND MEET NEW PPL.

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